The best 6 humans from the past year line up at Sheffield tonight and whilst it is sad to see the omission of an actual race between them on the sand, my colleagues will instead battle it out for them to be crowned The People’s Champion. The Rock-solid favourite is Charlie Lister OBE who has his two star stayers on show as well as some members of his strong-looking (as ever) Derby team that will be going down to Wimbledon for the Classic in May. As well as Lister being hard to beat, I can see it being a night for the favourite-backers which hopefully will mean a great night for the Lolly Faithful at the bookies’ expense. Here are my thoughts on the value in the races:
19:34 – Stayers
Here is the first of Lister’s star stayers as Fear Emoski is a fearful proposition on the bunny. In preparation for this race she went close to the track-record over this course-and-distance last week showing she is in ominous form after a lay-off. Droopys Posh is her closest challenger and although she types with her paws and tweets like me, she has not been too clever at the boxes of late and cannot afford to give Emoski any sort of start tonight. AFew Dollarsmore seems to like to do his work from home and appreciates Monmore far more than any other track he goes too.
19:49 – Standard
Jordans Brianna really caught the eye over the Derby course-and-distance at the start of the month; having missed the break he paced up like a Derby-dog and anything like a proper effort at the boxes can see him lead up this useful field. He is well-suited to Sheffield and having his only defeat around here to the track champion Pay Freeze is no disgrace. Brianna will have to clear the local pace of Magna Blaze but his sectionals (and to the eye) suggest he can do that and Benkaat Nero can give him racing room by moving middle. Underground Paul has had a much-maligned career but is blessed with pace, but I feel his draw is a paw one with Chicago and Cluxtons Free being no slouches out of the boxes on their day themselves. I think their could be trouble in the mid-to-wide areas and Brianna could be away-and-gone by then.
20:04 – Puppy
The young tykes have a go here and it could be a sentimental clash between brother and sister Droopys Jarrow and Jaytee China. The latter is preferred having been very impressive in the useful Monmore Puppy Derby and only found the crazy pace of Farloe Nutter too much for her in that tournament. Jarrow also shapes as if he is a stayer in the making and can’t afford to give his cheeky little sister too much ground at the start. A couple of these youngsters seem out of their depth here but that cannot be barked of Sidarian Brash who is frsutrating but has raw gears if he chooses to use them. China will be a great wall to pass on the bunny though.
20:19 – Sprint
Everyone’s favourite race here has a bizarre make-up to it in that there is only really one genuinely proven Open-Class sprinter in the race. So what do we do? We back him. Murlens Crash has been running out of his hair at Sittingbourne chasing the hare and his times are scintillating. He hasn’t had a look at the track but Southern Mesut has been missing the kick of late and so Crash might not have to be paw-perfect at the break to capitalise. United Leeds and Cape Impact will be heading straight to the rails (especially the latter) which could hamper the useful early-paced (over 4 bends) Bubbly Rocket. Murlens to go crash, bang, whallop here (in that order, of course).
20:34 – Super Stayers
The aptly named super stayers here for the superstar of canine athletes: Farloe Tango. The presence of Hometown Honey in the race means that they will be stretched out enough for Tango to jog behind, weave his way through the field and then unleash his devastating turn of paw like the hero he is and maintain his unbeaten record at the Owlerton Stadium. It’s worth tuning in just to watch him.
20:49 – Bitches
A nice ensemble of bitches here but the one I am most partial too is Jaytee Jules who has a lovely character (it’s not all about looks!). She has an admirable desire to win her races whatever the circumstances and she is well drawn next to Crossfield Delia and Glenpadden Lake. Aayamzamodel and Sidelight have similar profiles in that they can ping out and make-all over shorter 6 bend trips but I think Jules will have too much pace for them over this extended 4 bends. Silverview Pinky is a nice bitch in slightly lesser class and has a nightmare draw to overcome, being a railer.
21:04 – Super Standard
Probably the biggest barking dog of the Derby is Sidarian Blaze who comes with an ominous reputation from Ireland, with ominous connections and an ominous trainer for the Classic. Whether he will be fully wound-up for today is questionable but he has put in some decent efforts in his trials (for a dog of his reputation) and has been supported for the Derby into joint-favouritism prior to this race with some thinking he may lay down a marker here. He will have to clear the sprinter (reserve) in trap 3 but his other rivals look well-held on the basis of his Irish formlines: make-all.
21:19 – Dogs
Whatever has preceded this in terms of the Human Championship, this is an absolutely fascinating contest in which I think there could be serious trouble based on the draw. Jaytee Lightning wants wider, Droopys Odell will definitely be moving to the rail (although he has improved of late) and Redbrick Stuart is arguably the new Droopys Odell: he is coming out of 5! Any one of those three could get a flier and assert to win but if 2 (or 3) of them come out together the first bend could be chaos. With that in mind, the value has to be with Reel Trickyone who is set for the biggest solo since I had a tactical spell of flatulation on my sofa. He is seen at his best around Romford over their short 6-bend trip but Trickyone has been known to ping and he just looks too big to me at 16/1 with the impending trouble looking inevitable. A clean-run race and he will run like a 16/1 shot but he is worth backing still.
Here are the recommendations:
7:49 – Jordans Brianna – 1 doggie treat @ 6/4
8:19 – Murlens Crash – 1 piece of bread @ 7/4
8:49 – Jaytee Jules – 1 breast of chicken @ 13/8
9:19 – Reel Trickyone – 1 chewstick @ 16/1
So there are my thoughts on the proceedings! As ever, if you have any comments please tweet me and I promise to bark back with all of the enthusiasm that I have for watching Jaytee Jules (and that is a lot!). It should be a fascinating Human’s Championship and in the last race, the first bend could be a reel trickyone.
Enjoy the racing,
Jimmy